Laughter is the best medicine

once rajnikant appeared in CA final tax exam.............
next year................
the answer written by him became amendment in finance act..............

Hrithik tried to compete with RAJNIKANTH in dance.... result... he's on a wheel chair in guzaarish...

Rajnikant writes an autobiography every year
The book is known as guiness book of world record

Rajini and Amitabh Bachan are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
And he disappears into the crowd headed ...toward the Vatican.. Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.
But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachan has had a
heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to Amitabh Bachan's side,
Rajini asks him, "What happened?"
Amitabh Bachan looks up and says,
"I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and the Italian man next to me said,
"Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"

Once a guy winked at Rajnikant's wife..

Rajnikant twisted the guy's body into different shapes and punched and broke his eyelid..
The guy is now known as
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Rajnikant knows that Bingo Mad Angles is tasty from which angle...
Rajhikant can make two parallel lines Intersect each other...
Gini rubs rajnikant and he grants them 3 wishes...
When Rajnikant croses the Road, the cars have to look left and right before moving...
Rajnikant teaches movies how to act...
...Rajnikant irons his shirt while he is wearing them...
Rajnikant leaves a messages before the Beep...
Rajnikant can delete the Recycle Bin...
Rajnikant killed Dead Sea...
Rajnikant doesn't needs condom, cauze there is nothing he needs called "Protection"...
Intel's NewTag is - "Rajnikant Inside"...
Rajnikant can open Facebook profile on Orkut...
Rajnikant takes only 20 min to watch a 3 Hours Movie...
Rajnikant can Judge a Book by its Cover...
Ranjnikant's house has no doors, only wall that he walks through...
Rajnikant can Divide by ZERO...

Once Rajnikanth play cricket in Monsoon..n and heavy rain fall

Rain stopped due to cricket match

How rajnikant check his heartbeat.



On richter scale ( used for measuring earthquakes )

TOP 5RAJINIKANTH JOKES!!!!
1.Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
2.Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there
.3.Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
4.If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
5.Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano

Why do we face Earth Quakes? Because...Rajinikant's
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Mobile is sometimes on Vibration mode...

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BOBBY DARLING!!

Pyramids Of Egypt Are Actually............................Rajn ikant's Primary School Projects.........;)

Secret of law of gravity:
THE APPLE WHICH FELL ON NEWTON''S HEAD .
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WAS ACTUALLY THROWN BY RAJNI KANTH!

Rajnikaant gone for morning walk .
And in afternoon police arrest him

Why???
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Because he reached USA witout visa.;-)

BREAKING NEWS.....

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FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""

Look at the sky at 7am tom
u can see RAJNI.

he is participating in ASIAN games high jump,

...Dont miss it guys..

Once a guy inserted a CD named Sri Sri Rajnikant in the CD Rom of Computer...

Guess what happened...????????

The CPU started rotating around CD Rom...

Galileo used lamp 2 study..
Graham bell used candle 2 study..
Shakespeare studied in street light..

But, Do u know about RAJANIKANT ?
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Only Agarbatti....Mind it

Daya fainted n went in to coma by seeing that.....

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RAJNIKANT break the door just by knocking it.

Once rajni was having a walk beside the seashore of kanyakumari
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now it is known as SRILANKA

No more Tsunamizz will occur from now on..

Rajnikanth stopped washing clothes in Indian Ocean!!

In 2007.... Rajnikanth lost his wallet
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Once a beggar was singing on d road...

Impressed wid his singing and voice RAJNIKANT gave all his gold chains and gold rings to him...

Today he is known as BAPPI LAHIRI..!!!

My cellphone is full of Rajnikant Messages

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Only Rajnikant can write in Read Only file

When RAJNIKANT switches on h

is AC without closing the door....

Winter starts in India..

Happy Winter!!!

Once Rajni Kanth after chewing the 'PAAN', spit on the wall of a building..................
Today That building is popularly known as "THE RED FORT".‌

U know Y Obama has come 2 India?just 2 request Indian Govt dat"Humari PuriMilitary,Airforce,Technology aap leloBas Hume "RAJNIKANTH" dedo....

0nce the villian of rajnikanth send a topsecret e-mail from jammu kashmir to kerala..
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rajni stopped it at mumbai..!

There was a race and obviously Rajnikant came First...

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Einstein died after watching it....
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Light came second....

once rajnikant taught a boy how 2 play counter strike
2day tat boy is known as
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Osama Bin Laden :D

Scientist finally get d reason y Tsunami occured......

Bcz dat day RAJNIKANT was swimming in d Ocean..n then...

He farted..!!!:

Once Rajnikant was on KBC hot seat... .......

And computer needed lifeline to choose the question...

How many child can be born with one sperm of Rajnikanth.....?
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Only Two ........

They are Adam & Eve

Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha,
"ghabra mat. Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant- vajnikant nai hota.."=D

Once Rajnikant decided to stare at Sun

The Sun got scared & decided to hide behind d Moon
This phenomena is now called
'Solar EclipsE'

once rajni to small kid: go to hell

2day dat boy known as yamraj

Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student:
Wrong question.

Pakistan student:
...No Way

American student:
It's strange, how is it possible?

Rajnikanth
TWO/ TEN =
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T with T cancel.
W =23rd letter,
O =15th letter,
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E =5th letter
N =14th letter
So
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=38 / 19 = 2
Rajnikanth rocks.

Rajnikanth once appeared for engineering viva..........

In the end he told the 'external' to study and come back next time......:P:P

ONCE A MAN MADE A JOKE OF RAJNIKANT......

NOW HE IS KNOWN AS "SANTA SINGH"

Tchr:wats half of 8?
Rajni:4
Santa:depend karta h agar horizntaly aadha karo to '0' Aur verticly kato toh '3'

For d 1st time in hstry,Rajni Lost!Santa Rocks!!

Rajnikanth wanted to organise a "SMALL" show for his family and friends..

And guess what.........

Comman Wealth Games came to India..!!

Rajnikant can activate Blackberry Messanger even in nokia 1100...:P

1 day...Rajnikant got angry on his sweeper boy.

So he kicked him so hard that he went flying in sky with his broom. . .........

Today the boy is famous as HARRY POTTER . . .!!!!

Rajnikant can watch videos on Radio....!

Hanuman ji was found reading RAJNIKANTH CHALISA

The missing part of APPLE INC logo is officially eaten by great RAJNIKANTH

Good news for all C programmers.. A new header file is included by ANSI using which no warning & errors occur in program.
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#include<Rajinikanth.h>

Rajanikanth does'nt breathe to live... Air hides in his lungs for protection...!!

DO YOU KNOW WHY AJMAL KASAB HAS NOT BEEN HANGED TILL DATE....

COZ HE MADE A STATEMENT THAT HE IS RAJANIKANT'S FRIEND....

EVEN INDIAN GOVERNMENT COULDN'T DARE TO DO SO....MIND IT

ames BOND suicids aftr watching Rajnikants Film
Why?
Rajni had empty gun,
villan fired at him
he Catchs d BULLET puts it in his gun &fires d vilan..

Electricity stops flowing when Rajnikant steps his foot on a live wire....:P

Why did Rajnikanth buy 4 acres of land with a well at each corner??...........

To play Carrom...

Rigveda, Samveda, yajurveda are nothing but essays wrote by Rajnikanth in nursery

Rajnikant woke up one day and decided he should share atleast .00001% of his knowledge with the world..
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Thus google was born!!

Once when Rajanikanth was child...he was given homework...

He completed n its called wikipedia nw...

**RAJNI special Once Insaaf ki devi saw Rajnikant naked....

.......Till today she has to cover her eyes ....

A story of evolution fooling people as innovation: A brand new tata motors truck was on its way on jsr-rnc highway. Due to unavoidable circumstances it collided with Rajnikant. And guess what?? TATA NANO

Dubai Airport had to be closed down due to heavy fog @ 4:10am.
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He was having hookka in india.=))

Once Superman, Spiderman, Bat-man He-man, Iron man went to meet rajnikant
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Guru Poornima

Hey Do u All know...

Ganesh ji ke Yahaan 10 Din Tak Rajnikant Biraajte Hain :)))

If Rajnikant wld hav born 150 yrs ago, den today Britishers wld b fighting for their independence !!!!!!!!!!

Once Rajnikant bunked a whole Day in school

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When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.........

Rajnikant died 20yrs ago but....

d€ath dn't hav courage to tell him....

All sardars hv decided to offer 500 crores to rajnikant as a thank you token for shifting peoples focus from
sardars
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1. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.
2. His email address is gmail@rajnikanth.com
3. Why doesnt Rajnikanth show up on Google? You dont find Rajnikanth. Rajnikanth finds you
4. When Rajnikanth roars, lions pee
5. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itse...lf.
6. Rajnikanth can checkmate Vishwanathan Anand with his first move
7. Rajnikant is so fast he always comes yesterday
8. Global warming is a result of Rajni's workout sessions!
9. Twitter gets its account verified by Rajnikanth.
10. govt aborts blackberry ban plan, since rajni can intercept all mails n messages
11. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikant killing people faster than Death can process them
12. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
13. When Rajnikanth jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. the water gets Rajnikanth'ed
14. Rajnikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it
15. When you say No One is Perfect, Rajnikanth takes it as a personal insult.
16. Once Google was Lost. Rajni found it.
17. Rajni doesn't get addicted to smoking, cigarettes get addicted to him
18. Neil Armstrong's famous line on the moon was: 'one giant step for mankind, a small step for Rajnikanth'
19. Rajni is so cool, he makes ice jealous
20. One day Rajni got so angry with dancing that he smashed it.. The result = BreakDance
21. There is nothing like recession, its just that Rajinikant started saving money.

When God is Shocked ...

He Says:

Oh My RajniKant:))

Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir khan's Ghulam.
Rajni runs on railway track,
D train is nw at a distanc of 1mtr
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d train jmps off d track!

Rajnikant's next project.
TITANIC in Tamil.
Climax revisd.
Both survive.
Rajni swims Atlantic Ocean.
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Recently rajni issued atm card to the world bank....‌

rajnikanh 1nce threw his saucer of the cup ina fit of rage........

till date which so ever country it crosses the term it as a UFO...

Do you know where is the septic tank of Rajnikant ......?
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So what do you think where all magma and lava in the earth's mantle comes from.....

Rajnikant can answer a missed call...;);)

you all know that titanic was broken down into two pieces by an iceberg but do u know the inside story???
Well it was a snowball thrown by baby rajnikanth. :D :D

Once someone challenged Rajnikant to give C.A. exam..
he gave accounts paper...

His answers are now called as..

...Accounting Standards...

Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants... We all know who won

today rajni wot shot....
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Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race.
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Once a man challenged rajnikanth to c who spits farest.. The man began the competition n spat 550 meters.. Rajnikanth spat in direction of the sky.. Next day there were headlines in the newspaper...."Water found on mars!":D:p

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK:::
1. Rajnikanth kills harry potter in 8th book!
2. Rajnikanth calls voldemort by his name! And voldemort calls him "You know who"!
3. Rajnikanth can kill Spiderman with BAYGON!!!
4. Rajnikanth has counted to infinity.... Twice.
...5. Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge...
6. Time and tide, wait for Rajnikanth.....
7. Rajnikanths email id. Gmail@rajnikanth.com ...
8. Rajnikanth doesnt wear a watch, he decides wat time it is...!
9. There r no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq as Rajnikanth lives in Chennai...
10. Rajnikanth can lick his elbow!
(Dont try until u r Rajni):p

What do u think why rajni wears the sunglasses ......not to protect his eyes from the sun.....to protect the sun from Rajni's eyes...

Once upon a time rajnikant was caught on the high way for over speeding..

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Oxford dictionary has decided to replace the word IMPOSSIBLE with RAJNIKANT....

REAKING NEWS.....

RAJNIKANT IS GOING TO CHANGE HIS NAME AS RAJNIKAN.....
he is going to remove T from his name....
coz he thinks there is everything RAJNICAN do....
...RAJNICAN'T IS JUST IMPOSSIBLE..... :p :p