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Wah Paaji!!!!!
Interviewer:
Santa and Banta work in a software company . One day, they were to move their m/cs to another building. Banta was having a tough time carrying his machine. Santa : “My m/c has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB. Can’t you carry even this much?” Banta : “But yours is empty and my disk is full”!!! Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”….. Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye.. Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling’s typing. Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do. Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ? Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
A Sardar received an invitation, to a party When he went to the party he was surprised to
Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”. Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”. Sardar says - “Baljith Singh Married”
Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. So, the youngest sardar said he would go home and get the soda if the others promised not to eat the sandwiches until he got back. An hour, a couple of hours, then all day went by. Both sardars were now very hungry. Finally one of the sardars said: “Oh, come on, he is not going to be back. Let’s eat the sandwiches.” Suddenly, the youngest sardar popped up from behind a rock and said: “If you do, I wont go.”
Sardar joined a new job. On the very first day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked him what he did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that Saradars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A Saradar works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, “What is 15 plus 15?” After 15 or 20 seconds he says, “Eighteen!” Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 Saradars start cheering, “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!” The leader says, “Well since we’ve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance.” So he asks, “What is 5 plus 5?” After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, “Ninety?” The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh — everyone is disheartened - the Saradar starts crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!” The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, “Ok! Ok! Just one more chance– What is 2 plus 2?” The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, “Four?” “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”
Boss: Where were you born ? Boss: Which part? Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
Two Sardars looking at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardarji got the fourth child. “Mother: Sikh. “How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?” ” Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.” |
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